It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.
“You had me at the proper use of ‘you’re'” one Pinterest card reads.
Another online dater says she wants to quickly meet dates offline “to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation.” Smart. Have you lived in a box (but not a Tardis) for the past decade?
After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work? After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".
The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again.
Dating sites don’t always attract the intellectual elite, so nerdy memes about online dating are really amusing to grammar sticklers, like me, who weep for the literary skills of their peers. OK, long time-wimey story short, the Doctor is contacted by a young woman named Oswin who says she crash-landed and has been under Dalek siege for months, making souffles to pass the time. She was killed, and all that’s left of her consciousness is trapped inside a Dalek.
To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.
Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. "A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is …”There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl.
I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. " So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers.
At least it catches attention more than the overused “Hey, what’s up?